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[merchantprince]

Why is it nobody ever seems happy to see us?
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[merchantprince]

He still found trouble, though. A Hawke is a Hawke.

[He sounds proud and... a bit sad.]

It was good having him around again. Looks like I'm back to being a single mother.

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[wolfuncaged]

That I have found is always the case.

[Aw, Varric. He at least tries to sound sympathetic.]

I am sure if you ask her, Jove will help you.

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[merchantprince]

But the Inquisitor always goes easy on the kids. That's not what a father needs.

[He's trying to keep a straight tone but it's not working.]

Also, I should be able to open the bar soon. If I pay you to show up and scowl at people who try to get away without paying, would you do it?

Just wondering.

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[wolfuncaged]

That is true.

[If it was anyone else, he would have told them to go fuck themselves but- ]

Can I have whatever wine I choose?

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[merchantprince]

[He scoffs.] What kind of friend do you think I am? You can have whatever you want as long as you don't drink me out of business.

[Real life following fiction. He isn't sure Fenris ever read that part of Hard in Hightown. Maybe it's better he didn't.]

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[wolfuncaged]

Come now, Varric. I would never do a thing like that.

[He so has, buddy. Hawke had to give him SOME reading material. ]

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[merchantprince]

Between you and the Rivaini, I'm sure you could try.

[WELP.]

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[wolfuncaged]

I certainly don't think I could quite reach Isabela's levels. I doubt anyone ever could.